Is this the worst joke ever?

Two carrots were walking down the road one day when all of a sudden a car
drove by and hit one of them. The second carrot took the injured carrot to
hospital. After examining him the doctor came into the waiting room and
said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your friend will
live. The bad news is he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life."

OR

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting,
"Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a
hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. At which
point, everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen!
Fourteen!"

OR EVEN

Two vomits are walking down the street. They turn down a side street. Suddenly to the other vomits surprise his friend starts crying. 'What's wrong?' he asks concerned for his friend. Between sobs his friend replies, 'This is the street where I was brought up.'